luipaardjack:

insanityiscookiez:

an abandoned hospital in nevada county where a mental patient suffering from delusions killed two employees

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I STEP FOOT IN THAT BUILDING.

You misspelled “Fairmount.”

superfedoraguy:

mydickwontstopbiggering:

divinesouls:

accurate

to the person I reblogged this from… THIS.

Me at the beginning of a new relationship

neyruto:

how scary would it be to wake up and check tumblr only to find 500 posts in your drafts that all say “help me” 

We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.

And we could party together.

noctos:

to any of my followers that find me intimidating:

• I’m more scared of you than you are of me. 

superfedoraguy:

I..I don’t know what to think about this. I’m not annoyed or anything like that, but still

fandomhungergames:

As a reminder, District 12 is Invader Zim. The tributes from this district are Kendra and Dott. If you want to help keep these two tributes from starving during the games reblog this to show your support!

How this works: A food product will be banked in the sponsor shop for each 250 notes…

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO TALK TO ME I AM BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE

Dear Santa,

I have not written to you in ages, so I hope the large amount of cookies I leave for you will make up for it.

I want three cardboard boxes. Don’t ask.

Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

Felix